i may or may not

I may or may not have:      *fed my daughter raw onion strips just so I could make dinner

I may or may not have:
     *allowed my kids to smear peanut butter right out of the jar on bananas just so I could make dinner

I may or may not have:
     *ruined 1 appetite b/c of said peanut butter bananas

I may or may not have:
     *cried over opening the last bag of frozen okra from last summer's garden

I may or may not have:
     *taken a picture of said bag of okra

I may or may  not have:
     *used Jiffy mix instead of my usual scratch cornbread

I may or may not be:
     *excited that it's March 1st b/c that means the start of a new month....and a new budget...TJ Maxx may or may not be calling my name.

I may or may not be:
     *in love with my centerpiece on my dining room table

I may or may not be:
     *trying to drop the weight I gained over the holidays and b/c of my horrible seasonal depression

I may or may not have:
     *watched my family put away copious amounts of potatoes, okra, fried fish, and cornbread while I munched on a Greek salad

I may or may not be:
     *jealous of my husband's metabolism

I may or may not be:
     *trying to rid my dependance upon caffeine

You may or may not want to:
     *avoid me on all major roadways, intersections, and traffic lights...especially those that do not give me an arrow but give the other opposing traffic one

I may or may not be:
     *constantly typing my name instead of the word 'may'

You may or may not have:
     *really had to think about that last one

I may or may not be:
     *getting tired of this game

You may or may not be:
     *ready to strangle me