i've looked in the mirror again and again
happy to report i'm feeling no pain
i'm still ugly, swollen, and icky
staying upbeat is getting real tricky
the doctor said a week, maybe two
ice and elevation all i can do
if i could but wear to the party a costume
maybe a geisha! or a hat with a plume!
perhaps goldie hawn, some collagen and her lips
who am i kidding, i could never be her with these hips
i told everyone i looked just like a yak
from dr seuss's great mind, but i take that back
it's not a yak i resemble, but a sneetch
with his protruding snout or overgrown beak
one friend said with my humor & personality
i'd be just fine at our christmas party
i stared, politely attempted a grin
but honestly what i was thinking was a sin
no pictures i'll share, no pictures you'll see
but if you see a sneetch, please think of me
perhaps this same thing happened to dr seuss
thus he created the bamboozles, sneetches, and snoots.
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