think of me

think of me fondly.....

tomorrow morning about 6:30.  central standard time.

i have to have a little...procedure....ahem...done.

ok, it's a colonoscopy.  is that too much info to share in a blog post?

well, who cares.  i've never been accused of being the soul of discretion.

being discreet?  not really my forte.  (those who know me just snorted out loud. for reals.)

and by the by, today's title is all for leslie and kate.  b/c yesterday they sang the carpenters.  today they can sing phantom of the opera.  it's just how we musical folks roll, y'all.

ps......tomorrow, after the meds have worn off and i've consumed an entire large onion pizza (don't judge) and a vat gallon of salsa with salted chips, i will show you my totally awesome score at the antique store today.  i almost did a back flip.  in the store.  almost.  like, if i could do one.  in all honesty i was doing one in my mind.  but only in my mind.  promise.

pps......i might also consume a platter of cheese enchiladas.  at what point did i think playing tennis on a "clear liquid only diet" day was a good idea??!?!?!?!?  i think that justifies cheese dip as well.